everydaylouie:

ORIGAMI STEVE and CURSING JERRY (mbmbam animation)

worthikids:

MORPHEUS

adulthoodisokay:

please unmute this

bixbiboom:

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happyeffect:

Some of you have never been a 100 year journey across different planes of existence only to have your memory of it completely erased and it shows

breelandwalker:

comrademugsy:

I was eating dinner with my mom and when she went to pay I noticed a “Hooters” frequent diner card or whatever in her wallet. I asked her WTF, and she explained that a friend of hers got a coupon for the grand opening and so a group of them went for lunch just to try it out. This is a group that consists of women from their 50s into their 80s. Apparently the food decent but the service was amazing, and the servers were “all such wonderful girls, so sweet! Said it was nice to take a break from all the gross men they had to deal with.” So they decided to come back. Now they go once a week at least, and the Hooters waitresses fight each other for who gets to serve them. Anyhow I thought it was cute. 

I am all for the idea of a bunch of aunties and grandmas invading a space typically dominated by men acting like gross creepers and just taking the fuck over and being nice to the ladies on staff.

Because who the fuck is gonna argue with an army of polite older ladies?

Nobody, that’s who.

maiamaiden:

when you realize you accidentally left your horse in the middle of a snowstorm

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exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

gambitsobsession:

exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear:

narwhalsarefalling:

some people think i learned braille for Cool Points but i actually learned it bc my medicine holder has the days printed in braille and i forget to take my medication a lot. i didnt feel like turning on a light one night just to see my medication so i learned braille out of spite. now everytime i go anywhere i have to read the braille signs and i have seen “woman” misspelled as “noman” SEVERAL times.

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technically ‘noman’ covers not only ‘woman’ but also anyone who doesn’t identify as a cis-man so it isn’t necessarily wrong

ah the two genders, man and ….nah

celticpyro:

matt-ruins-your-shit:

I hate this idea people have that if a parent walks in and turns off the tv while their kids are watching or playing something it’s evidence of some unhealthy attachment or addiction to technology if they get pissed off. If you walk up and slap a book out of my hand while I’m reading I’m going to have the same reaction, fuck off you’re not making some great social commentary you’re just being an ass hole.

If you slap a sandwich out of my hands and I get pissed it doesn’t mean I’m addicted to eating it just means I was enjoying something and then you had to be an asshole lmao

healthyend:

me when my frie

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WHEN THEY

weirdness-is-good:

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ruusalor:

completelykorra:

Just so you know there was a scene during my test screening of into the spiderverse where Peter Porker says fuck and I just went and watched the final film tonight and they cut it out. It appeared in a speech bubble with a bunch of symbols like “f$&@!”. He also had a horrifying line about one of his family members dying and it smelling like singed bacon that legit got gasps during the test screening but they cut that as well. I just want you to know they made John Mulaney say so much weird shit that did not make it into the final cut of the film and y’all better pray they put it in the extended features because I was DEVASTATED at some of the jokes they removed.

Fun fact, they didnt make John say any of that stuff. in an interview he said that, since he was a comedian he was told to “have fun with it” during his recording sessions; which apparently lead to a lot of swearing and morbid jokes for at least 2 hours before he stopped and asked what the movie was rated. “PG.”

“Oh, so you can’t use anything that I’ve said at all”

“No, no we cant.”

“Well why didnt you guys stop me sooner??”

“You were having fun with it.”

momo-de-avis:

doggos-with-jobs:

Look how sad he is

We did it, white people found a way to be racist with dogs

ffc1cb:

yall already know wtf going on 

— Anonymous asked : So Eddie totally buys venom a bow tie for when he’s just like a head right?

ffc1cb:

a) why buy a bowtie when venom can just make a bowtie 

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b) why make a bowtie when they can BE a bowtie 

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