mioxenoblade:

prince-atom:

athelind:

ofide:

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discless steelbook? discless steelbook?? literally an empty case with a logo on it??

“An Empty Case With A Logo On it” is such an apt metaphor.

There’s three pricepoints that go up to $90 and none of them have Wandavision in any way, shape or form.

I couldn’t let this go, I needed to know what the fuck theyre charging $90 for if there’s no discs.

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Theyre paying $90 for stickers and postcards

funkbun:

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just so you know

— Anonymous: How do you know what you should do

realhumanbaby:

You pay very close attention your body because it doesn’t know how to lie to you, and pay very little attention to your mind because it is lying to you all the time

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

albatross-the-pen-chewer:

While taking a nap today I dreamt there was a hazard sign called “never found” which was used to indicate a location where people disappeared never to be seen again

A drawing of a yellow hazard sign depicting the silhouette of a rabbit falling into the jaws of a trap, or some kind of animal.ALT

it looked like this

bikwin5:

the earliest recorded homestuck reference was made in the book of exodus when israel is referred to as the “land of milk and honey”

galladegamer:

professionalchaoticdumbass:

55bltzkrgfrtz:

jasonxapologist:

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glowcowboy:

tinnitus is so stupid. what u mean eeeEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeEeeee!!!!!!!!! like girl shut up.

calware:

calware:

polishbarnowl:

calware:

calware:

calware:

sweet-soul-brotha:

calware:

calware:

funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying “i’m going to kms”:

  • i’m going to kill god
  • i’m going to delete my blog
  • i’m going to explode
  • i’m going to blow up this entire website
  • i’m going to become the joker
  • this is going to be my villain origin story

feel free to add on

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THIS ONE WINS

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oh you know

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What is homestuck? Is it like goncharov?

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skinlike:

i’d play in the creek now as an adult. i’d sit in the stream and collect rocks for a while

prinnamon:

prinnamon:

so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone’s blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it’s just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else’s apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch

reblog if i can wander into your apartment (blog) and make myself lunch (like and reblog as if it’s my dash)

wren-kitchens:

happy disability pride month and FUCK all the subtitles that go [speaks foreign language] instead of just saying what was said

vampireopossum:

deathgasmic:

“why would we make plans in front of you if you weren’t invited?” babe i was left out of everything growing up, i need 100% confirmation you want me there or i simply will not go

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catgirlanarchist:

everythingfox:

He loves his corn pillow

CORN BOY CORN BOY

— Anonymous:

i went online and saw scary sex so im petioning we shut down websites. no more loud and scary sex on my tv.

cryptotheism:

cottoncandylesbo:

cottoncandylesbo:

^this guy cant handle the “PENIS FRIGHT” !

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penis ensnare and penis beware,

BECOME ENTOMBED IN MY PENIS LAIR!

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Wizard Council Provisional Spell Acceptance Application for: (Spell of Penis Lair)

[APPROVED]

calamitys-child:

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt